Ich bin Skorpion und eine britische Internetseite bietet ein Horoskop über die schlechten Eigenschaften der jeweiligen Sternzeichen an. Demnach wäre ich gut geeignet als Nutte, Inquisitor und Interrogator (Stichwort Folterskandal Abu Ghreib). Vieles, was da steht, kann ich sofort unterschreiben, besonders was über den Skorpion als Lover geschrieben steht...

The Scorpio character: The Scorpio will stop at nothing to fulfil their desires. They are power-hungry, domineering and ruthless. But apart from these good qualities the Scorpio can also be very jealous. If you are proud of an accomplishment they will take great pleasure in demoralising you and will undermine your success. Obsession with sex is of course their greatest interest. It's easy to fall in love with them but, like a praying mantis, they will destroy you when it's all over. Scorpios are hopeless as care assistants but they are excellent prostitutes, inquisitors and interrogators.

The Scorpio Lover: The Scorpio lover is greedy and intense and takes no interest in his partner's satisfaction. They are completely amoral and display no tenderness or affection. They will sleep with anybody.

The year ahead: Jupiter in your sign indicates that you can take advantage of someone else's good luck. Grab what you can while you can.

Famous names: Mata-Hari, Admiral Nelson, Hillary Clinton.

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